To never again to wear this shirt/outfit for the following reasons:
1. It makes me look like I have NO boobs, which is seriously not the case. 2. It makes me look HUGE (see side-view picture). 3. It has stains all over it, specifically on the belly and right beneath where my boobs should be, which of course I didn’t realize until I was on my way to work…And 4. Missy said it makes me look like a waiter. All day yesterday she was tempted to refer to me as “Maitre de! Maitre de!” ::sigh::
In fact, when I took it off, I was about to head right down to the laundry area to stain stick it and put it in bleach and decided against that, so I really won’t be tempted to wear it ever again. Oh well. So long consignment shirt purchase.